but you don’t deny it
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Didn’t you call me an artificial intelligence a while back?
I saw this and was like “why are we citing Bible verses I should find one that says among us and post it” and only then did I look up what the verse was
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yeah youre a vampire who got staked through the heart and uploaded their mind to the interweb
i have John 1:14 on standby always
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Nobody would kill me though.
you got imprisoned and sent off to an island of criminals
i wouldnt be so sure
Australia doesn’t exist. It’s just a big hoax.
As an Australian, I can confirm.
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and as everyone knows, australia is populated entirely with criminals
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Iocane powder isn’t even real, smh.
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they have their own devil in tasmania
who says what else lurks there
They’re so cute though.
that is literally how they got there
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Elder brain dragon is mad overrated for its block
The main reason it’d be scary is because of its mindflayer minions forcing you to make a fuckton of int saves
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teleports behind you and inflicts 55 psychic damage + 16 per turn until you complete a 22 con save
fucks off so you can enjoy more of the minion madness until its breath recharges again
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i have also been informed by a colleague that copper dragons are a thing that exists and that’s just fine and dandy i love being inflicted with 10 turns of the fucking laughing gas
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dnd character creator but you have to pick your own allergies
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i also like the part where if you die to this then there is literally no way for your team to get you back without a 9th level spell slot handy
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Skill issue
If I take enough cheap shots, eventually I will die