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I should change the tag to be #mayposts now that that’s an official term
you’re famous
May from the flowers if ur seeing this I’m a big fan of your post <3
ive referenced that a couple of times aswell
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One of those is a Blaseball tweet and everyone periodically loses their mind over “containment breach blaseball tweet in big post”
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it was the girl
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What
Before you respond to this remember htat I now have access to littenjail.png
this is fucking amazing
onetime i found a chart with all of the passwords for students middle school grades software and id just check peoples grades.
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My dad had all his passwords in a document called “passwords.txt” which was obviously not a very secure method against a curious seven-year-old so he changed it to be called “Taxes 2012” and I managed to find that one as well so it ended up an endless game of chasing down that passwords document to log into his email and approve my own petsite registrations
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When I was like 10 he got me that xkcd book Thing Explainer for Christmas which is just, explains things in the most common words. So I was like “wow this guy is funny let me go see the comic advertised here” and then my dad looked over my shoulder and SPECIFICALLY FORBID me from visiting xkcd.com because it had bad words in it. So naturally I visited this site many times
i got in trouble in middle school because i used the messaging software to make one big groupchat with everyone and then there was an absurdly passive-aggressive teacher meeting with the school about ‘innapropriate use of technology’ and they spent the ENTIRE time vagueposting about me and then this one girl this bitch faith she was like “I think making a group chat with everyone in it is a really innapropriate use of technology” and like girl STFU fr. also her dad was a cop and her mom invited me to a church event for catholic scholars cuz i was national merit and I said no and honestly i probably would have gone to miss class if i still didnt hold that grude against her daughter
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What they didn’t do ANYTHING for me when I got national merit
They announced I won it at the graduation awards thing it was originally going to be at hte end but the guidance counselor liked me so he managed to sneak it in to be at the beginning instead
they did nothing when i won national merit. but i did almost forget to fill out the semifinalist to finalist application. rushed it and was somehow still a finalist. stopped caring after that
i did not become a finalist but i also didnt really care at all because the school i wanted to / do go to gives the same scholarship to semis and finalists so i actually kinda hoped i didnt get it so someone else did
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The finalist application was the first college thing I ever did whatsoever so it felt like so much work but that was just because it was frontloaded like I copied all that shit over to regular applications afterward