Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

Me: damn, I really hope that my simple theft case doesn’t get delayed at all, the cops said it’d be super easy to find out who took my money and falsely charged my card

A 500 Million dollar court case involving 12 Universities and insane implications for TV networks, streaming, and the future of college sports being filed in my stupid small county with nothing but wheat:

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What

Huh

portal literally costs less than a candy bar you cheapskate

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I wouldn’t have thought your case would be delayed from that. Don’t you have different courts?

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Like 85% this is why cuz everyone else I know have had no luck with court stuff

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Nya

Nya nya nya

Chat what colour magical girl would I be

blue

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Writing this down

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I thought about it before posting the question and blue was my best guess also

in my head your signature magical girl weapon is like, ribbons or something like that, and you’re So Salty that all the other magical girls get cool things like swords or guns or longbows or whatever and you’re stuck with fucking. blue ribbons.

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what are you doing awake?

Jokingly wanna say yellow
but Orange

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What would my characteristic magical girl colour be? How do people envision me?

Ribbons as a weapon lend themselves to many jokes which are only mildly funny at best, which seems fitting,

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SO purple

Blue and orange I see how it is #LGM

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