Calling what the Anchor said “the facts” is a stretch
it’s four names 
Thought they were an egg
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What’s Magnus opinion on this may
Lmao
Yeah, so?
So it eats eggs
He never wore the Dale crop top. He lost a bet and he was supposed to wear the Dale crop top because of it
I have more important information to store in my noggin
Like the names of (almost) every named troll that appears in Homestuck proper
(I don’t know the names of the two fantrolls that existed for a total of two panels before dying)
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What
Someone sent him the “Crab Movie Script”, which was the Bee movie script but every instance of “bee” was find-and-replaced with “crab”, and he could tell this because the script contained such constructions as “how you crabn”
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Crabn
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Crabn
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Is blaseball gone forever
We sent him a very sad letter and a jpg of ten dollars because he didn’t mention us once in the first Roundup
Yes
Sad
We invented Blaseball 2 which is a Splatoon tournament server. Lots of people have tried to make actual Blaseball 2 with baseball in it but they’re all wrong. The real Blaseball 2 is a Splatoon tournament server
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Rip Blaseball
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