Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

oh that works too

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peppers and carbon dioxide

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The reason it tastes so bad and like poison is because they donā€™t have carbon nor are good at measuring the exact amount of peppers needed

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i donā€™t believe they do but they absolutely could

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added

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but like. okay imagine how fucked it would be if your pet cat had a pet mouse, who had a pet spider. what would that imply about you. are you being kept as a pet by something?

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Is there even a concept of a doctorate? It would be really funny for her to claim they have a doctorate and no one knows what that means but SURELY it means they are qualified

yes

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er
the latter

for all we know the chain could go both upwards and downards infinitely. the neopets universe is existentially horrifying (and this is definitely actually in the text and not me reading existential themes into it because itā€™s funny to do so)

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class options

  • rogue because they swindle everyone. this is the most boring option
  • bard because they swindle everyone
  • cleric because they got DIVINE INSPIRATION from the trickster god
  • druid because they were tripping on some weed
  • wizard because they have a doctorate and are alchemelcicaly-inclined
  • barbarian because they got hit by an autohammer
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fam3 town stopped just one townie itaed to death before they got the lost wolf for real this time guys

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breebly

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chat this is now the breebly discussion thread. all posts not about breebly will be SHOUTED AT !

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meow
nya
purr

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Doess Breebly know Iā€™m Chuck E Cheese Invitational banned

What did you do

Too skilled for it

Breebly knows literally nothing look at his face

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Being banned from skillcapped tournaments is a badge of honour