patient zero + the cure
Nicer headphones. Ergonomic mouse. Hand lotion.
House of Leaves again
im doing the house of leaves one
if we sign ohtani ill make it a mariners hat
Portable phone charger. Space heater. Slippers or cozy socks.
Why are you good at this may what the hell
Skills
ok i do actually genuinely need a portable phone charger
I understand the fundamental purpose of gift giving
A gun
and nicer headphones
You want practical items that improve your life a little but which you always baaaarely canāt justify purchasing yourself. And you get those back for other people
Like House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski
You have a phd at christmas
my thign is I can never choose things though Iām lucky to be very autistic this christmas I got a bunch of basdges
If you have an item thatās like, kind of worn but still works fine. The boots whose soles are getting a little raggedy but which still have a while left in them. The inconvenient Bluetooth earbuds that are a bit too heavy in your ears but are technically all you need. Thatās prime gift giving location
based
Iām Hard To Shop For because I donāt have normal people interests which leads me to be very good at identifying practical gifts rather than āyou like tennis Iāll get you a tennis racketā
yeah fair