Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

patient zero + the cure

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Nicer headphones. Ergonomic mouse. Hand lotion.

House of Leaves again

im doing the house of leaves one

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if we sign ohtani ill make it a mariners hat

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Portable phone charger. Space heater. Slippers or cozy socks.

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Why are you good at this may what the hell

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Skills

ok i do actually genuinely need a portable phone charger

I understand the fundamental purpose of gift giving

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A gun

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and nicer headphones

You want practical items that improve your life a little but which you always baaaarely canā€™t justify purchasing yourself. And you get those back for other people

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Like House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski

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You have a phd at christmas
my thign is I can never choose things though Iā€™m lucky to be very autistic this christmas I got a bunch of basdges

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i got the transgender scarf

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If you have an item thatā€™s like, kind of worn but still works fine. The boots whose soles are getting a little raggedy but which still have a while left in them. The inconvenient Bluetooth earbuds that are a bit too heavy in your ears but are technically all you need. Thatā€™s prime gift giving location

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based

Iā€™m Hard To Shop For because I donā€™t have normal people interests which leads me to be very good at identifying practical gifts rather than ā€œyou like tennis Iā€™ll get you a tennis racketā€

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yeah fair