lobotomy corporation can hemorrhage gigabytes within an hour
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what the fuck is wrong with the programming with this game
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time to consult the graph
lobotomy corporation does not unload a single asset as far as i am aware
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honestly like
given how much work clearly went into the game, Iām not surprised at how fucked it is on the backend
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this was the game that basically kickstarted project moon and they were so terrified of the horrors they created within the code that all they did when they returned to it was fix the english translation
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anyway if i ever make a video game itād probably be like. a more sand-boxy version of lobotomy corporation, with more emphasis on building contraptions to trap the monsters in the first place. however i would only be satisfied by Dwarf Fortress levels of complexity and like
No, Iām not doing that, I donāt have time
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lol
monsters?
dwarf fortress is so fucking funny. what if you just went āokay im going to dedicate my entire life to building this singular video gameā and then actually did it
there is also a mod that fixed chesedās bullet refinement research if you ever feel like you deserve that
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another thing i like about dwarf fortress is that whenever a feature is still only half-implemented itās still, like, part of the world and works and so as a consequence you get things like barrels full of Bumblebee Venom
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because thereās a system for syndromes being borne through poisons and extracts but not actually a system to get those extracts from most animals or to put them on your weapons, and yet they can procedurally be sold anyway, and you can get them on your weapons but only through construction of comically large nonsensical machines
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i think bugs creating barrels of bumblebee venom are funny enough to write off as a feature
dwarf fortress has a complicated and well-developed research system that does almost nothing right now
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hilariously, the only field of study that actually does anything in DF right now is history, because once your dwarves develop certain historiographical traditions and writing forms, like biographies, they will start writing in them
common historian w
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dwarf fortress is awesome i love it when the game is badly designed (slash positive)
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like by conventional game design thereās no reason to make e.g. mead because itās much more complicated than other alchohol and worth about the same but dwarf fortress players make mead anyway because god damn it dwarves deserve it
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