Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

If I had the death note I would probably throw it away cuz I’m too lazy to use it

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And then I’d only take it out for dedicated making billionaires kill themselves on live television hour

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yes so i could kill mr Herman T. Cat because he is recognized by the government
thats the only way legal names being the way to kill makes sense

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me when i use the death note to give the cashier a healthy and long 90 years of content life

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oh yeah if youre doing a police infiltration mission cant you just deathnote the person to succeed the mission and then magically it happens

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fun fact death note has a max limit of 20 somethint days and can’t extend life

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if i had the death note… realistically, i deal with a few nasty public figures to go unnamed right out the gate, then abstain from using it for pettier purposes. then one day i get so mad at someone i write their name down impulsively. i don’t really mean it, the remorse hits instantly, and i write my own name down soon after

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yeah i’m sure thats what they want you to think

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dream all you want, you are all mafia players, what use is the death note for you if none of you can read?

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ideally i just deal with really bad people but… my impulse control is too low. it would happen

if i had the deathnote i would not use it because im the sort of person that could never live with the guilt of killing someone

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mafia players cant read but they sure as heck can write things

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it’d… probably depend on how i’m feeling
i dont think killing just one person would solve anything. i’d have to kill hundreds
which would be. something.

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this is an interesting philosophy, maybe someone should make a show about it

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and um
murder is bad!
i’d probably try to pass it onto someone who i believe to be intelligent enough to grasp its use

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did i just describe the plot of death note i better have not

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I’m so sorry

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not me please, last notebook i got arctic (my dog) ate it

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