Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

my endgame for fol is to get everyone involved with my hobbies

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that sounds really bad lorewise actually

If you’re not part of the todaysstory animation cult, are you really a foler

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it also sounds really funny lorewise. let me correct myself

DO NOT GET INVOLVED WITH: may
DO GET INVOLVED WITH: crime

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Are you baking bread on the solstisce

But have you considered:
Daylight savings?

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daylight save some bitches

George Hudson, the mind behind daylight savings, only had one spouse.

Daylight saving change happens only twice a year t hough

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Then he saved only one hoe, though considering he invented something so useless I’m surprised about it

Remember to be appropriate on the site, by the way. I can’t always watch you.

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I can’t believe you snooze inside my walls

Kinda defeats the purpose innit

your entire thing is that youre inside my walls

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god damnit

And then the world will end?

The spectators hate me so

How come you want the person who had to BRIBE SOMEONE TO VOTE WITH THEM in F2 over poor wittle May

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I offered the bribe person F2 for free. But they didn’t give a shit. They would rather spend $10 to be in F2 with the other person than have it with me for free. Despite the fact that they had a way better chance of winning with me. I don’t understand people who are Not ruthless

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bribes are illegal

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nya