I’m not quite as weak as I used to be, you know, and I am capable of remarkable reflexive violence when people make the Bad Sounds
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The thing about reflexes is that they don’t particularly care if you injure yourself while you are moving the bad texture from next to you to not next to you
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You couldnt hurt a fly even if you wanted to silly airhead 
I feel like with my entire body weight thrown violently in a given direction as hard as possible I could probably get a fly down
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i just made a dinosaur army. yay
i like it. it’s a game
that didnt capture my spacing to emphasize the fact that i was not assigning an adjective on purpose
…am I gonna have to buy a new coat for kingussie
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yes the implication is that I will be wearing the same coat for the next 5 years historically that is something I do
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Who
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It’s a scottish town with a really funny name that may is bound to go to by law
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yeah i was gonna ask wtf
ah
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Guardians of Ix-Tali
Coelesced
Scaly Skin
Subtract 1 from the damage inflicted (to a minimum of 1) by each successful attack that targets a friendly MONSTER
Beasts of the Dark Jungles
When you carry out a monstrous rampage with a MONSTER, you can carry out the monstrous rampages below instead of any other monstrous rampage
Earthshaking Charge: Only a STEGADON that has made a charge move in the same phase can carry out this monstrous rampage. Pick 1 enemy unit within 1" of this unit and roll a dice. On a 4+, the strike-last effect applies to that unit until the end of the following combat phase.
Thunder Lizard
Mighty Beasts of War: At the end of the charge phase, you can carry out 2 monstrous rampages with each friendly THUNDER LIZARD MONSTER instead of 1.
Repel Corruption
When the battle ends, you complete this grand strategy if there are no enemy units wholly within your territory.
Bloodthirsty
Once per battle, after you make a charge roll for a friendly unit, you can say that it is bloodthirsty. If you do so, you can re-roll that charge roll.
LEADER
1 x Stegadon Chief (300)*
- Command trait: Battle-lust: You can re-roll run rolls and charge rolls for this general.
- Sunfire Throwers
Do not use the attack sequence for an attack made with Sunfire Throwers. Instead, roll a number of dice equal to the number of models in the target unit that are in range of the attack. For each 5+, the target unit suffers 1 mortal wound.
BATTLELINE
2x
10 x Skinks (90)
- Skink Alpha (add 1 to the attacks characteristics of Skink Alphas)
- Moonstone Club and Star-buckler (it has a Save characteristic of 5+ instead of 6+.)
2x
1 x Stegadon (260)
- Skystreak Bow
CORE BATTALIONS:
Thunderquake
Stegadon Chief
2x Stegadon
- Swift (Once per battle, 1 unit from this battalion can receive the At the Double or Forward to Victory command without the command being issued and without a command point being spent.)
warhammer age of sigmar army that’s a bunch of lizards riding a bunch of dinosaurs
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god i love age of sigmar
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i think i might be softlocked in wrath of the righteous :/
i literally wasn’t i just thought that a stone bridge was just a cliff that came to a point