Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

It’s one for the girls sorry you wouldn’t get it

Call me girls the way I slip on the floor I hit my back on the stairwell of the shop facade

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yeah see this is a bangeer you just have the magic touch

call me cats the way I be cute and also would totally eat you if you died

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would go over well with the maribwil fanbase

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chupie

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I will become tumblr’s mr beast except instead of a problematic PAST i will have a problematic FUTURE

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mrs breast

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ok honestly gun to head if you asked me to tell the difference between a guinea pig, gerbil, and hamster, i could not

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i think guinea pigs are bigger? no idea

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my friend spencer. from mididle school. he had a guinea pig

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his dad was a lobbyist. that must suck. knowing your father was born without a soul

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my dad was chupie. I am chupie jr

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i will post boykisser memes when i am 50

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krill issue

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you, the reader, just lost the game

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does anyone even watch mr beast non-sexually anymore?

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I honestly see like 20 guys that could easily be mr beast daily

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i feel like he’s gonna become president one day honest to god

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Guineea pigs are more guinish piggish and hampters are like small little bunnies without big ears