Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

i think they should ban splattercolour but keep the weapons it’s on legal. you just can’t fire your special. this makes everyone as mad as possible and is thus the optimal outcome

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What?

i was just writing down what popped into my head

But whats a splattercolour

sploon

Oh ink drinkers. Should jave connected that

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ohhh is that where you got your gender from

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I had a dream I was teaching a class of 8 year old children in Romania about trigonometry

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TOP 10 THINGS WOMEN WANT TO HEAR FROM MEN (real)

  1. You are right
  2. I was wrong
  3. Oops my mistake
  4. You are in fact doing significantly better than me in this class and so probably know more about how we’re supposed to be doing the lab
  5. How do you do this problem (as opposed to insisting on knowing how to do it)
  6. I will start my part of the group project now
  7. I installed the software for the lab on my laptop, so we can use that (and you can play mahjong on yours)
  8. I know how to use spreadsheets at a basic level and do not need you to do all of the work
  9. Thanks for doing all of the work for the lab anyway, three times faster than I could do it
  10. I will turn on subtitles on the Hollow Knight stream VOD I am watching so you can know what they’re saying
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One of us! ONE OF US!

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I’m being fucking converted to becoming a schoolteacher

Look if you can convert me to say nya. I can convert you to be a teacher and regret life choices

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Speaking of
Nya

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Nya

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You have done this to me

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Nya
Meow
Purr

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Nya
hiss
fuck you

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MOM HAZARD IS BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN

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He’s earned that right, I think

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What did I do to him

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