I don’t even need to drive anywhere anymore. I just watsed hours of my mom’s time because she would have to come with me 30 minutes to class sit there for an hour while I went there and then 30 minutes back. I was supposed to get my license before the semester even started and yet I spent two (2) semesters doing this
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Nothing that I wish to inform you guys of
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Uhuh…
I am watching you
Or if your mother feels very strongly about Laws and how things Ought to be done
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I don’t actually break the law often!
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good drivers should be self-selecting. if you drive well enough, no license necessary. they’ll never know
what’s next, a license to make toast in your own damn toaster?
One thing about my hometown is that the cops have nothing better to do than to pull you over for fun
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aren’t there red sox fans they have to deal with?
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Oh my lights? My lights are off? You know what lights aren’t off? The ones in the fucking sky it is not that dark out asshole
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This is why you invest in stealth technology
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erm acshually you need to have your lights on an hour before sunset 
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Acshually, speaking on my behalf as a sunset. I declare she doesn’t have to.
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B)
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Sending this receipt to the cops
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Nya
Meow
Purr
i dreamt i had a cat it was one of my happiest dreams recently. he for some reason kept doing forward rolls. he was a designated emotional stability cat. he was so cute and fluffy. i miss him. i played with him lots in my dream
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nya
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my hometown cops pull me over because my car is broken so i drive my dads car and despite the fact that my man has PERFECTED the science of “how many twisted teas can i drink before i blow over the legal limit”, the dumbass bee cave texas police department still thinks they’ll catch him out.
you see they say it’s because I was driving like 7 over the speed limit but when they immediately come up and are like “oh ypu’re [father]'s kid??” and then let me off with a warning/citation/whatever
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Literally him
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