Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

basketball registration

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Registering to play basketball

You need a license for that shit now

two hundred dollars

there are some villains in massachusetts

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I don’t know why middle school sports are so fucking expensive. Luckily I never burdened my parents’ finances in this way

MIDDLE SCHOOL

two. hundred. dollars. for middle school basketball

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i have never heard of high school sports or activities costing this much. let alone middle school

My sister did the math on how much her HIGH SCHOOL varsity sports would cost over the course of the 4 years and I don’t remember the exact number but it was DIRE

Massachusetts

is there just some new england mind virus

My sister didn’t get picked for the volleyball team because the coach did a Summer Clinic thing and only people who paid HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS (might’ve been more? I forget. It was like extremely absurd and she refused to pay it) for the coach’s shitty summer activity made the team. And she did like. Normal reasonably priced practice and still kept up with actual volleyball skills fine but the coach was doing extortion so she didn’t make the team

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

When I moved here I was like wowww all the prices are so reasonable and they’re really not. I’m just like slightly farther from the expensive mind virus zone

I wasn’t even in the centre of it. Those poor fuckers in Boston

going to boston so i can spend an hour driving two miles in the fuckiest street grid imaginable to buy a 100 dollar meal for one

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I spent an hour driving like a quarter mile there. It’s a time and space and money vortex

I don’t know what reality warping machine collapsed over there Boston is straight up another universe

houston
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