Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

you should try to always break exactly even at poker when you play

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Mahjong is gambling but I donā€™t play it for rewards or prizes that doesnā€™t COUNT

may you just gotta trust me your gambling addiction is coming in due time. give it 2-3 working days for shipping

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teach em young

MY EXAM SCORES IN THIS CLASS

  1. 74%
  2. 60%
    ā€“ LEARNED I AM ALLOWED TO USE EXCEL ON EXAMS ā€“
  3. 100%
  4. 99%
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Donā€™t ask what wretched calculations I was doing by hand. Donā€™t ask. Donā€™t ask. Donā€™t a

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Wow, only a 99?

retweet if this is may

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I got a uqestion wrong :ā€™(

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Despicable

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Oh my grandma gave us scratch-offs every single holiday. Christmas and Thanksgiving, yes, but also Easter, and Valentineā€™s Day, and Saint Patrickā€™s Day,

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Once she suggested I give a scratch-off to a middle school teacher as an end-of-year gift. Thank you for the year Ms. Smith here is some gambling, as a treat

i once won 100 dollars on a scratch off
big bucks right there

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happy valentines day babe. lets hope you win big this time

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I didnā€™t even match any numbers or whatever, there was a symbol of it showed up that auto gave you 25 dollars and it showed four times

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They were from the state of New York so we had to give them back to her to cash in

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this wouldve been a great card bit if may hadnt received his card already. May please pretend you havenā€™t received your card so I can act like I put some scratch offs in it

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i vividly remember my uncle teaching me the optimal blackjack strategy for every possible starting hand when i was likeā€¦ at most 10?. i forgot most of it though

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so sick of yaā€™ll acting like the chuck e. cheeseā€™s invitational is just some tournament i made up to get people to respect me

Yesterday I talked about the monster I created