Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

Says the dodgeball nerd

I never won I just never lost

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Yeah because youā€™re a nerd at dodgeball. I was like middle of the pack

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Which is better than I was at anything else

i did actually win a 1v1 once because i fell on my ass trying to run away from what at that point was basically a full field shootout and for some reason instead of very easily getting me out they just threw it at my chest and i picked it up and it counted as a catch

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Sometimes the gym teachers would join and that was always unfair

Meow meow meow

yeah but they usually joined on the frontlines so theyā€™d get out eventually

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I donā€™t remember exactly what my dodgeball experience was like

It was just dodgeball

I wanna play dodgeball

May wanna play dodgeball

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dodgeball was my pe peak. strength and conditioning was my pe whatever your favorite word for the opposite of a peak is

iā€™m a nadir fan myself

Science is to repeat the experiment under similar conditions to see whether the same outcome occurs again.

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:red_circle:

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Think fast

I donā€™t know what to do
How do I dodge this motionless ball

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It hovers in the air ominously

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Iā€™ve heard a lot of people claim they could dodge well, but couldnā€™t throw very well. How can you claim to be good at the game when I donā€™t see any of you backflipping to do both at the same time? Maybe everyone was just terrible at throwing the dodgeballs all the way across the room so you survived at a distance.

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