Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

the rocky helmet at the function

the ghost type at the function

the maushold haters were all “ohh but rocky helmet rough skin go brrr and it die!” well motherfucker garchomp is dead

i knew your ass was gonna say this shit

It outspeeds and 2hkos gholdengo with bite. Its got a 35% chance to ohko dragapult. keep in mind we still live in gen 9 hell dimension so like there are hazards and that dragapult is dead

Okay yeah its fucked up by skeledirge ill give you that

i had the wrong stats for dragapult i am stupid

sorry i am so autistic for mousecolm in the middle

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i am a mousegirl the rumors were true

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wonderful set of words

wait those words just don’t exist anywhere else on the internet do they. wow. 10/10 peak

volcarona my belovved

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unique typing and stats! cool lore! simultaneously cute and fucking disgusting! this baby’s got it all

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it also helps that Volcarona is a Good Pokemon, and not just because it has Quiver Dance.

i mean. it’s because it learns Quiver Dance. but still.

quiver dance is a fucking nuts move

this may explain a lot

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scary fact not 5 minutes after this post was made i completely unrelatedly threatened to +2 fiery dance someone

chloe what does this mean

@May reference?

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