Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

outy. nasty. baddy

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People just said these terms and we had to live with it

They are underperforming?

underperforming was a balseball modification, i assume it was the equivilant to drunk/poisoned in this case since that’s clearly Lleech

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underperforming, for reference, was a temporary flat 30% nerf to a player’s stats used by quite a few other abilities and moficiations that rapidly became very silly once we got things like Wyatt Mason X (better known as MaX) having both Underperforming and Overperforming at the same time, thereby cancelling them out and leading to Performance

like it or not, this is what Performance looks like

anyway i fucking love this gif this always got to me whenever a mech posted it
my second favorite mechs bit is the dramatic, all-caps reading of the entire script to the bee movie from memory in the parade channels

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i do have an extensive list of my favorite bit from every blaseball team btw

I got an idea. If Ides of Blood is used again, make sure the Good team has a Soothsayer and Stargazer combo.

okay maybe i dont have a migraine maybe im just like fucked

Not from memory, they had the script pulled up, but they typed it out rather than copypasting

Scattered was Drunk for Drunk and Sweetheart, Flinch was Drunk from Minstrel, Underperforming was Poisoned from Lleech. The inconsistency drove me crazy

did they nerf scarlet woman while i wasn’t looking too

Probaby. This was over a year ago though so you’d haveto be looking away for wuite some time

scarlet woman needs to burn

this is a personal issue of “hazard gets scarlet woman in tb 95% of the time”

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Sklissue

i hate you

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i exist in a quantum superposition of knowing literally everything and being twenty years out of the loop

:mega: Physical exercise