Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

I can’t unsee it

She looks like an antelope

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Penis

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Why, May, why

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Many people have asked this

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You want to continue the conversation but don’t know how, so FUNNY WORD?!?

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How about you tell me instead about your day today!

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i can…

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Alright, alright. I didn’t have much of a day yet, though. It’s 10AM. My mom is visiting this afternoon

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She has a CAR so she can take me to such places as GROCERY SHOPPING

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I had a dream about grocery shopping as this is very exciting to me

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I want so many simple things. Cause I only eat dining hall food. I want pasta with butter and parmesan cheese

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what dining hall food does to a mf

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red river shootout is this weekend
it’s 11:45 am

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Dining hall food is objectively yummy

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bro what school do you go to take me there

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me thinking that going to the grocery store with my mom wouldnt be bad and then she hits me with the “im going to ur least favorite grocery dtore”

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King of Greed is the most annoying motherfucker in the world I hate her so

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The fact that I can technically suppress her without issue is the problem. If like Big Bird gets out I say well let’s just reset. King of Greed it’s like I CAN do this without any problems to my IN-GAME RESOURCES it just chips away at my OUT-OF-GAME mental resources

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And truly when I work wiht her for the ego gift, I myself become the King of Greed (she will kill 30948543098543 clowns and trigger Big Bird to escape hwen Punishing Bird’s already out and I am fucked)

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may enduring the king of greed experience

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