Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

I think I should memorise the second century warlord post to recite like an epic poem. Thoughts?

My thoughts are “maybe that could be a good idea, or perhaps not”.
I’m happy that I could be decisive in your time of need.

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I was going to say “you sound exactly like what I think every time I need to make a decision”, but it’s more than that. You’re sending me those indecisive messages psychically, aren’t you. It’s your fault. You bitch


YouTube. Come on, man.

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I take offence at the accusation that I have ever been responsible for anyone else ever before.

(You’re welcome. image)

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You know Silksong is going to shadow drop at this stage.

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Hey, I did look back and you did try to get me not to play 5 mafia games at once at the time I was doing that. I didn’t listen, but you tried. I think being responsible for me isn’t a one-person job. You need a team.

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The mod team exists purely to keep you in check.

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I think you need to bring on some additional members.

This Mets plague is making it clear that you are understaffed. There’s been too many breaches.

We’ll clean it up after Halloween, don’t worry. I have a backup of every person’s avatar.

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Oh, so I’ve not escaped the facility, I’m just being allowed to run around in the fenced-in yard? I see how it is. I know now.

Nobody has ever escaped this prison.

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You’ve been promoted to warden, but even still you can’t leave.

I have a plane ticket to the mainland whenever I need it.

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Mhm. I believe you. Keep dreaming.

Playing Forum Mafia is my holiday.

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Playing forum mafia is locking yourself in a second, smaller prison to try to forget about the one you’re actually stuck in.

Are you familiar with Plato’s Cave?