I think I should memorise the second century warlord post to recite like an epic poem. Thoughts?
My thoughts are âmaybe that could be a good idea, or perhaps notâ.
Iâm happy that I could be decisive in your time of need.
I was going to say âyou sound exactly like what I think every time I need to make a decisionâ, but itâs more than that. Youâre sending me those indecisive messages psychically, arenât you. Itâs your fault. You bitch
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I take offence at the accusation that I have ever been responsible for anyone else ever before.
(Youâre welcome. )
You know Silksong is going to shadow drop at this stage.
Hey, I did look back and you did try to get me not to play 5 mafia games at once at the time I was doing that. I didnât listen, but you tried. I think being responsible for me isnât a one-person job. You need a team.
The mod team exists purely to keep you in check.
I think you need to bring on some additional members.
This Mets plague is making it clear that you are understaffed. Thereâs been too many breaches.
Weâll clean it up after Halloween, donât worry. I have a backup of every personâs avatar.
Oh, so Iâve not escaped the facility, Iâm just being allowed to run around in the fenced-in yard? I see how it is. I know now.
Nobody has ever escaped this prison.
Youâve been promoted to warden, but even still you canât leave.
I have a plane ticket to the mainland whenever I need it.
Mhm. I believe you. Keep dreaming.
Playing Forum Mafia is my holiday.
Playing forum mafia is locking yourself in a second, smaller prison to try to forget about the one youâre actually stuck in.
Are you familiar with Platoâs Cave?