Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

No

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i feel like your younger then me. but that could be a mistake

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nya

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You’re a teacher, this alone makes you older than everyone

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not… technically true

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IDK why I know so many teachers on line. Maybe it’s just a distinctive enough profession that you hear about it and remember it

Like someone says “my students” or talks about lesson plans or summer break and you’re immediately like OH, teacher, in a way you might not immediately pick up on for other jobs

Why would anyone be a teacher :nauseated_face:

Do you have to do tik tok dances while doing math to captivate the attention? :nauseated_face:

Sidenote being a middle school music teacher sounds like a kind of hell

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My friend got suspended for a week for lightly tapping a student on the shoulder to get their attention

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America

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i do high school level music cause i am sane

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Tell me a story about your teacher woes

I have a friend who is a geography teacher in Britain and oh my gdo

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i had a kid tie a girl to a pole.

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she cried so i untied her. told the dude that it was not on and ask them to stop because it was really stressing her out.

Kid you not 3 minutes later the same girl is tied to the same pole by the same kid who is chanting some sort of demonic language at her while he skips in a circle around the pole. i untie her again and give the kid one more warning

I walk away… look back and see the girl handing the kid the rope and standing next to the pole with her arms behind her back…

Kids are fucking weird

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Perfect

I don’t know if I told you guys before but

I had these classmates in 6th grade. One break they chanted Bloody Mary thrice in the bathroom mirror that is connected to the middle hallway and they also did it loudly

And then my ex english teacher appeared behind them to scold them

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Children

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Children

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