Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

Which naturally stresses me out much much more because :us:

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Oh welp XD

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Oh my goodness gracious

Wtf it’s like the ambulance can be weaponized

And then she brings in the fucking VICE PRINCIPLE and SCHOOL COP (GUY WITH GUN) to try to forcibly move me from the bench while the whole time I’m saying “leave me alone for 2 minutes and I will be able to walk right out of here”

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To be fair, if a student was lying on a bench and saying their heart wasnt sorking properly id probably be really worried as well

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Ok thats sometjing else

IT’S STRAIGHT UP NOT DANGEROUS SHE WAS AWARE OF MY CONDITION SHE HAD A FUCKING NOTE

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why were you being forced to move!! Its a bench! Your meant to rest on it!

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Oh
Okay yeah no thats completely on them

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YOU ARE NOT A NURSE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT MEDICAL CONDITIONS

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YouButNurse

Beat her up!

Rip up her drawings

My parents invoked legal threats over that one and I didn’t have many problems after that!

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And I had a cardiologist write an extremely strongly worded letter that even we thought was over-the-top

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No thats completely fair. I am sorry your time at school wasnt the best tho

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Oh and at my graduation the vice principal that was giving a speech and he loudly called us “the class of ‘22”. We were the class of ‘23. And then he said “a lot of students received awards today, many of which were deserved,”

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hazard be the cool teacher who plays lobotomy corporation in front of their students and subjects them to the horrors of || nothing there and mountain of smiling bodies ||

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Nice spoiler tags

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