Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

Ok
Yeah, I’m 3 years older

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Damn wouldn’t have guessed

Must be all of the dead memes I reference

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Mark of plier

heeeeelo everybody my name isn’t markiplier.

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Markimoo is timeless

fuck the LA Gangs got him

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people would rather be in sector W than the outskirts and that says a lot because oh boy if you thought working for lobotomy corporation was bad

They’re implementing a law which dayd all video broadcasts must he opened this way. For honesty and clarity

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They forgot to exempt Markiplier

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Ha still a child

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Hello everyone this is otz, as proven by DNA evidence

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You’re one to talk :point_right:

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I’m not the youngest here and it’s so fucked up

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I’m the youngest everywhere else

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Eliza you’re ruining this for me

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When i eventually get a legal name change I will say “hello everybody this is Eliza as stated on official court documents”

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L

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Everyone here assumes May is my legal first name so I can open with “hello this is May as NOT stated on official court documents” and then not elaborate

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alternatives include: “it is not top of the morning, laddies, and my name isn’t jacksepticeye”

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