Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

General
#12091

Speed is an essential element of comedy. As soon as you see a joke a little ticker immediately starts counting down and if you wait too long the joke is worthless

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#12092

I’m boxed in!

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#12093

It’s like a parabola though sometimes if you wait long enough it goes back up

#12094

Hm

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#12095

I turned off my alarm for my 8AM class I am skipping skipping that shit

#12096

100 years will have passed. mlb will be almost unrecognizable compared to what it is today, much as modern mlb is unrecognizable compared to what it was in 1923. the braves will finally have perfected the art of baseball, pulling off the first 162-0 season in league history. and they will still lose to the phillies in the nlds

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#12097

I found the source of May’s coin misfortune.

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#12098

nya

#12099

Hey Zug. What’s up?

#12100

no longer grey welf
magnus is black welf now

#12101

also
image

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#12102

I wasn’t expecting it to garner this much attention.

#12103

I already wished cake day yester-today something so im totally not late

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#12104

you had a literal cake in your name
a pink cake
very eye-catching

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#12105

i can explain it
if you want

#12106

Sure.

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#12107

PINK CAKE PINK CAKE
REDDIT
HAVE A GOLD

#12108

It’s been gone a while.

#12109

you know someone whos really serious
one day, they come in with a tall hat
its not a comically tall hat, but its tall enough that it doesn’t seem to suit what you thought of them
they keep the tall hat on every time past then
it was more the initial shock of seeing them wearing the tall hat against the personality you had in mind for them

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#12110

sorry
typos
i’m tired

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