Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

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#1221

oh dear my falcon knight got critted in the face

#1222

the actual map

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the actual map (btw there’s a boss with a sleep staff and this is before you get restore. sleep in this game is infinite)

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#1223

instant death

#1224

fates has two bisexual characters and both of them are sociopaths

#1225

somehow she only died once over

#1226

I don’t know what you’re talking about

slaughtering an entire country just so we can get a guy to sit on a chair so we can then murder him is a totally valid plot

#1227

“fortunately it only killed me once” is certainly a line

#1228

see this romhack is great because it has NATALIE FUCKING WINTERS, who literally flirts with any girls you recruit her with

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#1229

say what you want about fates conquest
it’s never boring

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#1230

don’t forget that then Goo Takumi comes in, who is like Takumi but he’s been affected by the gunk

#1231

and he’s like “i am hatred waaaaugh”

#1232

Takumi is the only reasonable human being in conquest and his last decision before being Goo’d was to throw himself off a building to escape Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest, proving that he did nothing wrong

#1233

then there’s revelation, which reveals that the true villain was the basketball dragon all along
also arete is in it

#1234

revelations isn’t even funny
it’s committed the cardinal sin of being boring

#1235

also the snow map
fuck the snow map

#1236

that map verily, doth blow ass, but it’s a HILARIOUS thing to drop as your third chapter

#1237

I like revelations unit balance

#1238

NYX JUST FUCKING SHOWS UP AT THE EXACT SAME LEVEL SHE STARTS AT IN CONQUEST WELL PAST WHEN SHE’D BE USEFUL

#1239

Its so fucking stupid

You can tell they were just like “oh, yeah, we gotta have the player recruit this one too” with half the characters

#1240

ON THE SAME MAP AS FUCKING SHURA