Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

maybe the mets become the new troy trojans. finally, a city that really needed a major league team gets its team back

EXACTLY. and you know the mets?

THEYRE ALL CONNECTED

troy, new york had a major league team once. a city of 50,000 people. we should bring those days back

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Still thinking about the line “she’s got big lumps of fat where her breasts should be”

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Those are called Boobs,

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oh my god i forgot about that. Didnt go to tits practise

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Girl who never learned what tits are

They’re beautiful birds

On September 28, 1882, only six fans appeared to watch Worcester host the Trojans in the second-to-last game of the season, then only 25 arrived for the last game between the two teams.

oh yeah worcester, massachusetts also had a team. they were called the worcester worcesters

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i see tits outside my window sometimes. theyre cute

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we should bring that naming convention back. the new york new yorks

Why is this the first thing I see opening the thread?

She never learned, Magnus

i cant help but think about troy state 253, devry 141 when you mention them. Shoutouts to jon bois. again

i never learned either

followed up by a blank stare

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these are not songs meant to be together

there are too many places called troy. some of them should be razed to the ground trojan war style

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what do you MEAN jerryterry is in my mix