Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

probably. idk actually

do they have anything in nebraska
other than chairs

there’s omaha


Not Enough

in hindsight i think this was a thing that is kind of unique to where i was because i actually have gone into grass just fine in other places

still
fuck stickers
i will rant about stickers all day they are the worst

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Average Paper Mario fan

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you’d love oklahoma. 27% wooded and completely flat

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you don’t touch grass so i don’t expect you to understand

I don’t do many things but I absolutely do touch grass that is the one thing I had around back home

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Real

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It was indoors or walk into the woods. Did I talk to people? Was I employed? Absolutely not. But by god did I touch grass

I know what italy’s talking about but also I don’t walk around barefoot anyway because my feet are dry af

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So they usually get stuck to my leg instead :wowee:

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just know they are significantly worse when they make it onto your skin

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especially the bottom of your feet

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My mom specifically banned me from walking around barefoot as a kid cause the gravel they put on the road had lead in it and I haven’t done so much since

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image
then i guess you didn’t get to see much of these funny little guys

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Except when having mental breaks “walk as far into the woods barefoot as you can until you feel better” is a great coping mechanism

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they’re covered in spikes and as their name implies they stick to
well
cloth and skin quite well for one thing

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