Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

I’m so irritable in dead chats in mafia because I’m experiencing mafia withdrawals

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Tolerance break

tl;dr it was a semi-open and the mafia gunsmith had cleared three people, including their partner. they knew that they were running out of people they could set up as mafia so they killed and janned themselves in the hopes that when people finally realized they were mafia, the “clears” were up against each other in f3.

it didn’t end up working. but hey they tried

I will throw you out a window into oncoming traffic

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WOOOO CARS

I think being run over by a car would be good for my back I think that’s what it needs

Ok i will not do that to spite you

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You should know by now how threatening me with violence usually goes

Ayo…

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Ayo.

What you’ve got to threaten me with is instant and painless deaths such that I do nor even know what is happening during them. Like dying in a submarine implosion. Then I don’t get to live AND I don’t get to die in an interesting fun way

Or locking me in blank white rooms with no sources of sesnory stimulus whatsoever

is a submarine implosion not interesting

If you die instantly you don’t get to experience anything

Who cares if people think it’s cool after I’m dead. I’m dead I don’t get to see shit

An interesting death to me is one which is a unique experience one could not have without dying. Like there’s nothing like drowning eccept almost drowning, which I have done, and which seems interesting to see all the way through

i like to think that after death you get access to a spec chat. for like the world. you can ask to be unspoiled if you want

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Postgaming mafia is so fun I wanna do that for living