Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

“i may be stupid”
you referred to yourself twice
i’d get if you say “may be stupid” for caveman talk
but

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I’m just repeating myself for clarity. I, May, be stupid. It would be ambiguous who “I” refers to otherwise.

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You’ve gotta watch out. You never know who’s posting on this account.

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I’m famously very good with my personal information.

I think they should ban university on account of I refuse to remember the names of all these PLATFORMS. I keep typing in the wrong ones because every professor uses a different goddamn PLATFORM

we have university mandated single platform

We do also. They don’t listen

they didn’t listen back when the platform sucked. now it’s okay so they listen. except for the one professor i have who doesn’t but they don’t really use a platform anyway

Did I mention how I passed the AP Calc exam ever

I need to tell myself the story to remind myself that I will also pass this test

Took college calc. At a college. For bureaucracy reasons had to also take the AP Calc exam and get a 5 to get credit for it. Assumed it would be the same material as the final, because they’re supposed to be equivalent. They were not. I had never seen a differential equation in my life when I took that goddamn exam

But I did remember that once, when asking for help with her homework, a friend of mine had mentioned that her professor forbade her from solving differential equations by treating dy/dx as a fraction, and so she was NOT allowed, under any circumstances, to treat dy/dx as a fraction, and everyone thought this was ridiculous. So I was like “got it, boss, treat dy/dx as a fraction” and got the problem correct and got my 5

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what the fuck. that’s literally how you solve any differential equation that comes up on the ap calc test how else are you supposed to solve it

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She was in college calc so it was a different context, it wasn’t in class, I genuinely just remembered a random post from a Discord server I was in

A mafia server, even.

okay but those are still the most basic type of differential equations and that’s still how you solve them. what

Hey benguined what secret illegal diffeq tactics are you forbidden from using this is important

i don’t think i was explicitly forbidden from using anything. if anything we were told too much and expected to remember all of it

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May has literally told me their address, credit card information, their ip, in the span of five minutes. They are a god at keeping information private

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