Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

No I was tkaing college courses

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One time I was in high school and was nominally taking AP chemistry but Iā€™m sickly so I didnā€™t attend the classes, or take the quizzes or exams, or do any of the work for it whatsoever. And I also didnā€™t particularly feel like figuring out when the AP exam was, I just knew it was sometime in May. So itā€™s the end of April and I naturally havenā€™t reviewed any material because nothing is real until youā€™re in the same monht as it, and my mother informs me that it is in fact in a week, and so I had to learn all of the matieral for the entire class in 1 week (and take the actual class quizzes & exams & shit afterward). I got a 5

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boutta use that paycheck and go back to school

im an addict

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pretty much all the bad ideas iā€™m willing to tell involve unhealthy levels of procrastination. such as deliberately not telling my parents about a project until the day before it was due when it was due the day after the day after christmas break (with the extra day being deliberately given). and then demanding they helped me

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in my defense i was a middle schooler

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Itā€™s less illegal in context.

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One time I was in high school and taking college calculus but the university I was planning to attend wouldnā€™t accept hte credits. They would however accept an AP exam as full credit. So obviously I was like well thatā€™s the same material so this shouldnā€™t be a problem, and did not study whatsoever for the test. Itā€™s not the same material. I had never seen a differential equation before I took the test. I figured it out on the spot and got the question right and also a 5

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:really:

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Ah, yes, the context.

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by ā€œdeliberately not telling my parentsā€ i also mean ā€œdeliberately not starting.ā€ it was very arts and craftsy i wasnā€™t doing that shit on my own

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Wait was there context I assumde the question was unprompted

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Anyway I canā€™t think of an actual academic bad decision that has had legitimate consequences. Not visible ones. Maybe the B- in the freshman year English class I got because I simply decided not to do the last essay hurt some applications somewhere. Not real to me. Donā€™t care. Everything I have ever done has been perfect

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chipi chipi

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oh none of my bad academic decisions had consequences (besides not studying for or cheating on the econ final that dropped my grade to a B in that class). literally never punished

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And Iā€™ve managed to never die or go to the ER or cause anybody to die and I havenā€™t caused that many people to the ER so like Iā€™m doing alright for myself

okay this is literally untrue for anyone who knows about my college application process but iā€™m not getting into that

chapa chapa

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theres a setup running on mu with two jesters who both have to be executed to win, 2 vanilla mafia, and a vig
wouldnt the strategically best strategy for the mafia to be to claim, then to lol-cat til postmin each day?

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And none of the illnesses Iā€™ve caught have been the results of decisions, really, unless you count mafia

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