Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

General
#2321

My brother broke the fucking base of a champagne glass it just fell right off

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#2322

He was drinking fucking sparkling cider he doesn’t have an excuse

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#2323

It must’ve been put together poorly.

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#2324

Maybe someone screamed around it at the right pitch?

#2325

Do I swear too much

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#2326

Ayo

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#2327

you swear less than i do if it’s any consolation

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#2328

Do I

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#2329

It doesn’t even add meaning like there’s no meaning added to the sentence. It’s just there for rhythm and emphasis

#2330

I dunno I don’t pay attention to that stuff

#2331

And the words being emphasised are just, normal nouns with nothing really worth emphasising

#2332

I think it’s redundant to repeat yourself.

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#2333

Nya

#2334

Like I don’t think of may as a drurnkenwd sailor with swearing

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#2335

i wonder what my swears to posts ratio is

#2336

this seems like something that someone would say about guns and then someone else would respond with this to make them look like an idiot

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#2337

Why not .Do I need to be more of a drunken sailor

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#2338

if you want to be a drunken sailor just target an evil. it’s free and easy

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#2339

This was his unironic follow-up to the gun discussion we had right before then.

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#2340

oh my god

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