Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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Listen

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sku

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motherfucker give me a second im posting it

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mafoa

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mafoa

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Benguined the great prophet

Im very very sorry guys

You are all lovely and i didnt expect such a warm reception

I was trolling. Im not dating May. I didnt except that to blow up. I imagined it as a cheap “haha” one-off thingy

I might have gotten carried away with lying about it. Sorry. I feel guilty. You guys are too lovely. I didnt mean to like. Take advantage of your kindness. I just found it hilarious and i didnt believe that id come across as believable

Sorry again, i love you (im serious now!)

Im sorry :frowning:

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i would kill you and then myself

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Island fail

you guys should date

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  • i do a lot of sports (i love fencing yall :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::heart:)
  • i have nice dark hair
  • im male
  • my name is inigo montoya
  • you killed my father
  • prepare to die
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Taking that as an “enby”

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now do the balkans

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i have never in my life wanted to date you, and that hasn’t changed, but you have raised a point in its favor

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unfortunately i like men and you’re just a boy

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Divorce?

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when tutuu or arctic inevitably do this bit again i will without a doubt believe them btw

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I won’t hesitate to copypasta it next time

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BigMenLover9923

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