Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#25184

PLEASE give me MF TALLY HALL back

#25185

why are they teaching kids how to do mass shootings? are they stupid?

no wonder so many of them happen at schools

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#25186

Too soon

#25187

lol

#25188

I think it was specifically “active shooter situations”

#25189

come on this isnt fair. its always gonna be “too soon”. cant go like 5 days without that timer resetting.

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#25190

ftr my other choice to put in the marissa post was posting

I saw Marissa at an orphanage in WSU yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen snickers bars in her hands. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma’am, some of those are for the other orphans” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took some of the snickers bars and started putting them away, she stopped her and told her to inspect them each individually “to prove the bars are untamperino’d" and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. As she inspected each bar and put them away, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

In the form of a diary of a wimpy kid page

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#25191

what does diary of a wimpy kid marissa look like

#25192

I think saying “too soon” for concepts is erally funny

#25193

That’s everyday for me. As a history major it’s all I do

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#25194

Also boykisser

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#25195

i dont know if you actually play binding of isaac so if you didnt know your items were Orphan socks, guppys collar and guppys tail. The implication being that youve transformed into guppy by picking up those items. Becoming a catgirl

#25196

hello class, today we will be talking about the drowning child problem

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#25197
spoilers for Invincible

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#25198

anyways just pick something that you would enjoy doing five hours of research on, since apparently that’s a requirement

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#25199

do 5 hours of research on grass

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#25200

no. my roommate and bf combined have like 1500 isaac hours so ive heard a good bit

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#25201

ah i see
well youre an orphan

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#25202

Hope we’ve had this talk

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#25203

hope? glad

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