Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

i remmeber when I told may my parents died and they went “cowabummer” and then started talking about splatoon 3

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DONT DO MY JOKES BETTER HEY

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frowny face ranked 2nd behind “damn that’s rough” for most sympathetic response to tragedy

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Shut up I have so many other lines. So many. You wouldn’t believe

oh it was a joke? i thought she really did that :joy:

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anyways to whoever designed the celeste b sides i wish a blight upon your harvest this year

i died 1025 times on summit

but you wouldnt go skiing what was i thinking. didnt think that through

I never finished the Core B-side. Last I played it I was having an extended serious conversation with somebody about previous arguments

And was naturally playing Celeste at the same time because May

Lol. Lmao.

i won’t do the core b side until i get all the strawberries and collecting the core strawberries is soul crushing

may has been good wgen ive been upset actually. she says what beeds to br said in the circumstances

I think I have them all? It does suck

this is double the deaths i received on nearly every other b side minimum

I wanna post deaths but I can’t leave the Core b-side

even chapter 3 i only died like 600 times on chapter 3 b side

Celeste used to like shred my hands and yet I played it anyway

sunk cost fallacy

skill issue