time to abuse my mod powers to make this post false
Cookie Stats
Oldsite Leaders:
| cookier | number |
|---|---|
| Marshal | 5 |
| Emilia | 4 |
| Italy | 4 |
| Arete | 2 |
| Chloe | 2 |
| Katze | 2 |
Newsite Leaders:
| cookier | number |
|---|---|
| May | 4 |
| Marshal | 4 |
| Eliza | 2 |
Combined Totals
| cookier | number |
|---|---|
| Marshal | 9 |
| Italy | 5 |
| Emilia | 4 |
| May | 4 |
| Arete | 3 |
| Chloe | 3 |
| Amelia | 2 |
| Crich | 2 |
| Eliza | 2 |
| Katze | 2 |
| Litten | 2 |
| Achro | 1 |
| Alice | 1 |
| Benguined | 1 |
| Boss110 | 1 |
| Datbird | 1 |
| Discobot | 1 |
| Jake | 1 |
| Jane | 1 |
| Kanave | 1 |
| Luxy | 1 |
| MaximusPrime | 1 |
| Memesky | 1 |
| Min | 1 |
| N.1 | 1 |
| oab5 | 1 |
| Priestess | 1 |
| Shurian | 1 |
| Silviu | 1 |
| Simon | 1 |
| Sulit | 1 |
| The Void | 1 |
| Tw1light | 1 |
| Vulgard | 1 |
| Wazza | 1 |
| Zugzwang | 1 |
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that’s more than i expected
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I deserve more cookies
yeah you really fucking clutched up with 4 cookies on oldsite cookie thread v2
Kinda washed rn and out of your prime but when you were in your prime you were arguably the best in the league
May certainly looking like the only one who can challenge my cookie # title, had 0 oldsite posts yet still going toe-to-toe with me. Will be fun to see if my longevity can hold out for more titles or if may will eventually pass me
Italy is a respected vet presence but is frankly way out of prime. Emilia is an old great but has more or less retired. Arete & Chloe have had great careers but absolutely don’t have the high-volume scoring numbers necessary to catch up.
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Eliza needs some player development but she’s an exciting prospect from pure lurk skills. That’s an intangible you can’t just teach. If she can up her sniping game, she has the potential to reach MVC levels
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what does mvc mean
Most Valuable Cookier
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There have been 4 MVC awards handed out. Cookie thread 1.1 went to Emilia with 4 cookies. Cookie thread 1.2 went to Italy with the absolutely insane season. Cookie thread 2.1 went to league favorite and rookie of the year May. Cookie thread 2.2 was where Marshal finally proved she could still be dominant across eras with that incredible 3-cookie run and took home the MVC
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Cookie thread 2.3 is an interesting race. Odds are something like
Marshal +550
May +600
Litten +800
Eliza +800
The rest of the odds for candidates are pretty steep, but there’s no clear favorite and it’s anyones game
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all of may’s cookies will be removed when ybw exposes her later today
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Sad to see young stars getting entrenched in so much scandal these days
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brooo I missed both cookies due to inconvenient timing 
then again if josh giddey can still play in the nba may can still post in the cookie thread (ignore this if it turns out may actually did something heinous)
Marshal Sulit Chloe
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