Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

I GOT BAD

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except i. did not fix it :joy_cat:

Every day I am haunted by my past

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:3

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remember in day 1 of stellaris mash when i was voting otter, took may’s word on them, and deliberately chose not to consider the possibility they were both maf

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may is sk

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YOU CAN’T TELL MY GIRLFRIEND I’M A SERIAL KILLER

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I’m an sk enabler. the witch to her sk

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is going from bad to good breaking bad

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i think that was mentioned on the 2nd date

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dates? in this economy?

They used to say “gt” a lot. Shortened for gamethrowing. Imagine having to say that word so often that their lingo naturally evolved to shorten it for convenience :joy_cat:

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Something something “need a girl to stab me”

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To be clear I said this not her

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im going to put you in a pot of water and slowly raise the temperature like youre a crab (affectionate)

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the point of the thread where otter was getting blasted and may was just There kinda not doing anything was pretty telling

unfortunately we were both dead

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id never stab you though obviously

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:/

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NOT THE :/

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i need an expert opinion. do they have legs? (they do not)