Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

I would never leave this house. I promise. Why would I ever lie?

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litten never lies
thatā€™s why he always wins as wolf

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Iā€™m playing kittens game again

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how many cats starved

None since I last posted, but I havenā€™t eaten yet today, so maybe one?

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And I havenā€™t eaten because Iā€™m too busy playing kittens game

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kittens game must be like wolfing thenā€¦
noted

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One day Iā€™ll wake up early enough to go get breakfast at my college

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This is the current state of things

Your profile picture is so hard to read. Can you put a funny quip in it?

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May I wonder how you would do in a big brother game on pokebeaxh

People may love you

Promise?

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I canā€™t promise that

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Damn I was hoping to prove it wrong and come after you for lying it was gonna be a whole thing

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As long as you try to be likable people will adore you
Have you met me
Do you know how easy it is to think I have a gigantic ego or whatever or to grate peoples nerves
yet they love me

it will be the same with you! Except not the massive ego!

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Do you think I donā€™t have a massive ego?

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They said having an ego is a flaw but thatā€™s incorrect I donā€™t have any flaws

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my professor is saying ā€œwhat do you like to do during break? do you like to be busy, to relax, etc?ā€
i am thinking ā€œi like to play mafia :joy_cat:ā€

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I mentioned playing mafia in my public speaking classā€¦

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