Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Not to mention Riot is a thing that exists :joy_wolf:

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i’m shitting in ur bed

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amber heard

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i needed that cookie to help me finish my assignment… now it won’t get finished… no energy

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L

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I was going to say something but given my running jokes with Litten I think it’d be hypocritical

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LIFE TIP: you can simply buy yourself a cookie. then you will have a cookie (and also less money)

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W

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no assignment fail class drop out no diploma no job no wife work dead end job no happyness

i earn cookie get motivated date hot woman get marry live happy life fulfillment

butterfly effect

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also how did like 100 posts take 2 hours but i tab out for 10 minutes and miss another 100

lmao

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true

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did i mention that its 8 pages long!!

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WTF!!

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this is what you get for smiling

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I ate dinner but now I’m going to eat Dinner 2, which is like when you don’t eat all day so you have dinner at 4:45 and have to get a second dinner at 7:30

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ok i’ll go back to being depressed (it was happening anyway)

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Because you’re still hungry. I tried to get fake ice cream from the soft serve machine but they TOOK OFF THE HANDLES

:ghosthug:

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wait no now i feel bad

Go to jail

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