Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

There is one more issue to consider. With luck, at some point I’ll find
an actual girlfriend. Since I don’t want to be unfaithful, I’ll have to break
up with my possible girlfriend if I want to enter into an actual relation-
ship. One might criticize me for this. My possible girlfriend is spending
eons of her life singing about me and my world! Isn’t it heartless to break
up with someone who has so much invested in a relationship?
This is not as big a problem as it seems. Since all the facts about my
doings will be in my possible girlfriend’s song – they’re ways that my
world differs from hers – the fact that I’m destined to break up with her
will be something she knows from the outset. She could’ve chosen a more
permanent boyfriend from among my counterparts. It’s mysterious why
she still chose me. But actual girls are mysterious to me in many ways,
and there’s no reason why possible girls would be any different.

truly fascinating viewpoint into the mind of neil sinhababu

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fasdf

edit: oops

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ahahaha
you can bet there are still people defeating hornet for the 1000th+ time, getting sick of it

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You think that way because you are generally unempathetic.

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Yo it’s out.

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:(
stupid
quote thing wont let me angy face

That’s just the height of irony

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>:)
It’s a difference in talent.

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YOU THINK THAT WAY BECAUSE YOU ARE GENERALLY UNEMPATHETIC.


Nope cookie thread I am 100% sure

NOOOOO I SKILL ISSUED

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this your moderator?

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Everyone has to be nice to me because I’m mad

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poor little may

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:fortune_cookie:

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Gar isn’t even giving you a proper cookie

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What the fuck Gar

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munch munch munch

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Do I react very poorly in situations where I seem to be made upset and uncomfortable

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Are you ranting about this in a context where people might think you’re venting about an ongoing on-site argument?

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