Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

they forgot that the Vigilante (hex master) did not shoot anyone and the Oracle (me, as Ritualist) should’ve been anticlaimed

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we also both got tracked to nowhere multiple times and everyone decided that meant nothing with both our roles known to exist

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looks like we have an answer

@litten the image is really cute but it looks
really low quality

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It does look like litten has been photoshopped on top of the grassfield, I keep thinking they’re a giant

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@Brakuren I asked the group chat about your Genshin opinions and they want to know what Xiao did

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Have you all had enough water today

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I just had a very large sip of water… thank you for asking…

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ill drink arizona ginseng tea (not sponsored, but they’re 99c)

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That’s my favorite one!
Other than arnold palmer ofc

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i just remembered this:

…i watched this?

half straw-lemonade i think it is

xiao

TRASH PLAYSTYLE
TRASH VOICE
TRASH LORE
TRASH DESIGN
TRASH ULTIMATE ANIMATION
TRASH WEAPON
AND HE’S NOT EVEN GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD

MAN NEEDS TO GO BACK TO LAMENTING OVER WHY HE WAS BORN

ok no i imagined the stawberry part because of the colored red text
its half lemonade

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PLUS EVERYONE THAT PLAYS XIAO IS CRINGEEEEE

XIAO PLAYERS ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE TO BE LIKE

“Uhm you are supposed to have 250%+ Crit dmg 240%+ is too low”

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A PERSONALITY ITS JUST “UHHH IM SO EDGY AND I SCOFF WHENEVER PEOPLE TALK TO ME”

The peanut gallery is unhappy with this take

I only played Genshin Impact once so I’m not qualified to comment

shittt
please tell me someone remembers this

My friends goaded me into downloading it and I played it for twelve hours straight without sleeping and that terrified me so much that I immediately deleted it