Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

You share half of the likes with the other person

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You’re an account!

Marriage

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Marriage?!?!?

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May let s dance happily on this revelation!

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Me rn

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/still story im too lazy to change accs
Surely you are aware of hydra marriage. the likes are shared by both individuals. Although since we had a terrible divorce I guess we have to split the likes between us

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may is alive again

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For The Time Being

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help for some reason Phineas and Ferb songs just appear in my reccomend recently

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i think violet ordeals are peak “what the fuck just happened” because on your first experience they will always kill you before you even register what the ordeal is

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next time may dies do we need to say in memoriam 2014-2023, 2024-xxxx due to the diming of his passing(s)

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may when are you planning your next passing. I need to know for legal reasons (im getting a license to run a splatoon tournament at your funeral)

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god this is so good

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quoth the raven,
“Fuck you.”

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I keep thinking people are replying to me and my notifications are broken

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perhaps you shouldn’t have threads marked watching

Nya