Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

i definitely am someone

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cant be no one

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because it’s fucking hot wdym

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do some story from the bible where they cheat

@noone

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the king david story
its parallelling that

You’re retinazer and im spazmatism

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the bible is extremely anti-cheating
wait I have historical context to take advantage of let’s go

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@wolf
nya

nono
they’re paralelling the king david story where he sees a woman bathing and then a prohpet shows up and is like
“bitch you stole a fucking sheep from a poor man as an exceedingly rich man”

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@Luka your mom

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like that

Thanks

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i can go on

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ok this is enough meta evidence
you can be town
for now

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sure

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I have mechanical evidence that story and eliza are not twins

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no you don’t

:fish:

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