Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

YES go beavs!!! Love my OrSU besties

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Just make sure you go to a good state

Donā€™t go to tennessee, iā€™ve heard it sucks there

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and then i (the person who needed to kill them) stumbled across them

its so fucked up. Ive known a few people on here since 2018. People should not know me until like 2022. scratch that 2023. please forget about pre TodaysStory era

still so mad about this

oh no thatā€™s the plan

me omw to select only states from the trans risk map or whatever it was

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(I think marissa pays 0 per semester lol)

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One of the last Alice hosted games on FoL.

i plot out the optimal murder, find an alibi, pick out a vantage point from which to JFK amelia
and then she falls off a bridge in a cave and i snap her neck

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mf state look like a parallelogram

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(I technically pay 0)

BONUS: shortly after i left the cave someone conveniently hit a button that literally set off a nuclear bomb inside the cave destroying all evidence instantly

yeah one time my mom was like

uh i have to pay housing but iā€™m trying to get onto the Residence Hall Association executive council so I donā€™t have to pay housing either

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loans are awesome right

ā€œI donā€™t think youā€™ll be able to go to college out of state, itā€™s too expensiveā€

I couldā€™ve paid 0 per semester but Iā€™m a dumb stupid idiot (and disabled meaning it would be physically dangerous to go to any of the schools that offered it to me but thatā€™s not relevant)

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STEAL YOUR WAY INTO A DEGREE BESTIE!!!

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If i pretend the loans arenā€™t my responsibility and therefore donā€™t exist Iā€™m paying 0 per semester