Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

moving on

hello business partner

youre kind of like my father arctic

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Itā€™s funny to spite others whose happiness relies on you speaking in onomatopoeia.

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I discussed this with my mom recently and she had the most obvious best argument against tom and jerry being gay that none of you said somehow and ive forgotten it

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itā€™s a good thing for may and story that thereā€™s already established precedence for gay relationships between cats and mice

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i injure may with absurd traps on a regular basis

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Nya and woof are both cute i canā€™t decide

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squeak

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Ok yea this wins

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I canā€™t argue in good faith saying nya is cute because so many people do it

There is also an established precedence for abusive relationships between cats and mice.

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i carry the bubonic plague :3

Those were rats, or more specifically the fleas on rats. Not mice, you sham.

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its CALLED FLIRTING

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you only say this wins because of my cat tho

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Ok

Shh they donā€™t know that

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Arty go squeak

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This checks out, but how often does May reciprocate with running you through death-defying machinations and gauntlets?