Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#11901

nerd emoji

#11902

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#11903

Several. Do you want specific answers?

#11904

The bit is whenever hazzy says anything suspciois we drag it out trying to get to the bottom of the post

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#11905

you’re a “terminally” online doggirl
i have known you for two years
you made a terrible muscle density joke

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#11906

like if anyone remembers my takeshi shudo phase they’ll know where my tastes lie

#11907

The catch phases is dumb but this might work

#11908

JUMPER.
The novel is as fantastic as the movie is soulless.

#11909

nobody who calls themselves a “doggirl” on the internet can lift more than 15 pounds

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#11910

i would abuse this emoji soooooooooo much

#11911

I don’t remember a single magic treehouse book
Not even the names of the characters
But apparently i read like a hundred of them or something

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#11912

i did like 9 half pushups today and my arms are still incredbily sore

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#11913

you have so much beef with doggirls its crazy

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#11914

Good cop bad cop is better than this.

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#11915

yeah I do what the fuck r u gonna do about it

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#11916

It’s practically a biography of a teleporter in the book without the conspiracy nonsense (those are in the sequels I didn’t read).

#11917

“how many internet doggirls could you beat up” is the exact same question as “how many 4th graders could you take in a fight” literally any of you come at me

#11918

I can carry 65 lbs with both hands and htat’s the most I can carry

#11919

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i was complaining to my partner
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your response?

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#11920

i have to redact what i was going to respond to this its late but its not that late

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