Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Mods might have to temporarily ban magnus and let marluxion take over if we get sued

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I have never admitted to ANY crimes on here

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marluxion would just dip and go play mafia coliseum and say he never knew us

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who’s gunna tell him

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NOT RELEVANT

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She stole first so its not bad or wrong

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the judge will see how enlightened we are and let us off the hook

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IN JEST

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it makes me happy to see people actually using vaporwave
that theme was so fun to make because whenever i made a mistake i was like oh well now its a feature

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old dark mode > all

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the reason magnus will have to step down is because they don’t know the 16 categories of knowledge

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If it was anyone else we would be condemning them for thievery

But its May so shes a cute catgirl who brings back home interesting stolen items instead of dead mice, out of love, and she purrs and is proud of herself and we pat her on the head and say “good job for stealing so much May May :blush:

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Mafia Colosseum

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  1. May is innocent of all crimes
  2. Because May is exempt to all laws due to May Bias
  3. If someone is exempt to all laws, they cannot break laws, and therefore cannot commit crimes
  4. May is exempt to all laws and therefore cannot commit crimes
  5. Therefore May is innocent of all crimes
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May killed Arete.

Get em

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Hey, Chloe, you know the 16 categories of knowledge, right?

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oh i didn’t mean the spelling
mafia colosseum is ded

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@Marluxion how could you

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