Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

i read this as 1984 car

i have brain damage

character stats are insane in deathnote like what are you yapping about

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I’ve never seen death note and I can’t imagine what the plot even is

Does some guy have the book and everyone is like “ohhhh mr book guy pls dont kill me remember that one time i held the door open for u haha” and book guy is like ok ur spared then kills the president and there’s nothing anybody can do

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guy gets book. plays mafia

Why play mafia when you can just kill everyone

light is polarised and L knows it and spends the entire time trying to prove it instead of just being real

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he wants to be god and kill bad guys. and cops
so honestly,

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Oh ok i like the plot now

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he also has a bitch wife he hates that comes later though

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Obligatory “what’s the difference”

Why not kill her

one of the cops is neurodivergent and a minor

she also has murder book power. and is friends with god

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They should stop being a cop

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basically soemone has a god read on the person killing them but they needed evidence so spent the rest of the show trolling light

just watch death note. top tier if you read it as a stupid gay murderer and a smart but unempathetic gay detective- wait a fucking second @May

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his ass didnt need evidence he just wanted it. he is literally house

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oh my god theyre the same fucking character

Light has lupus

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