Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

i wanna call bets on whatll happen next but if I do im getting a fucking knock on my door

this isnt the first time he was shot at

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oh damn didnt know that

I just watched the clip. dont like the guy but damn hitting that pose right after someone tries to shoot u is insane politics work bruh that shit getting put on a tshirt

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house md season 6 episode 3

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very cool youtube

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if he doesn’t die after this (like he didn’t actually get anything through his skull) then he’s definitely getting the white house
that would be incredibly depressing

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yeahhhhh

news livestream says there’s lifelight helicopters on scene?

sorry joe biden but… gotta even the playing field

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the news livestream is called “agenda free tv” but why else would they be streaming the rally :wowee: not sure what i expected

theres no point in getting paranoid because of this

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cw blood i guess it's not really that graphic

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seems like it hit his ear
he’s insanely lucky

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thanks mr president i got a banger tumblr post outta that one

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Joe would never survive an assasination

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Oswald hit a moving target from more than twice the distance of this shooter, and he hit JFK multiple times.

This dude was a terrible shot, and my heart goes out for the citizens who died instead of the target

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i think managing to hit right between someone’s ear and their head is a pretty impressive party trick
not very efficient if you’re trying to kill someone though

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