@discobot fortune
My sources say no
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how wrong is atlas
the passage you quoted contains two opinions, one is a yes and one is a no
you can’t give a yes or no answer to both without contradicting yourself
actually im wrong and stupid and dumb
“will this effect election results: yes. there is a way that somebody striking a pose will result in a shift”
“will this effect election results: no. theres no way somebody striking a pose will result in a shift”
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you just need to reword it
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but i can’t be wrong more than once, because my opinions slightly differ
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as a quizbowler and a cynic i’m just waiting for the shooter to be identified because i will have to know their name at least 5 times in the next year
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one of my first reactions to roe v wade being repealed (besides the obvious ones) was getting to memorizing the name dobbs v jackson
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quizbowl current events writers are predictable
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hi daeron!!!
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the shooter is (probably) named thomas matthew crooks. the jokes write themselves
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yeah I can’t be mad about this one lol
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i have good explanations for assassin baron boomdandy (kinda) cere (kinda) ET fearmonger goblin marionette psycho spy summoner vizier widow witch!
just don’t ask me about literally anything else!
poisoner’s slightly too overtuned for most scripts tbh, not a huge fan
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assassin is people i imagine as people who have a big impact in a certain way once (and sulit)
baron is an ability thats boring but has ~around the strongest impact of any minion
boomdandy is just people i think it would trigger on
cere is people i think would use the ability well
katze is chloe’s evil twin
arctic’s is a terrible fear joke. this is a similarly terrible explanation
goblin is largely self explanatory. bionic is the standout
marionette are people too innocent to put anywhere else
psycho is the “Italy is a psychopath”
squirrel as spy is an even awfuler kotc joke
magnus would summon a demon accidently. lilith would summon cthulu because it was bored. snowe would summon a demon if it was Sarasvati
vizier is people i think would somehow have fun as it
me as widow is a similarly awful roleplay game joke, marluna and pandora have the same explination as assassin
witch is referring to the name and the name alone
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That’s actually 100% true in my case. I once helped end the game in 2 days as evil, by deleting myself as the assassin the following night.
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