i have four hundred dollars
eat only medium rare steak and Raw Milk tm
okay but what if instead of that i never get out of bed
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im glad to see they put loan sharks on our phones
that way they can sue us instead of beating us up
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LITTEN what happened 
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yeah but then you can’t use all of the pick-up artist moves i’ve taught you
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now who is going to tell random women on the streets that based on their position in the sexual marketplace it’s statistically unlikely they’re going to do better than you??!
all my teaching has gone to waste
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Wear sunglasses. Use Backhanded compliments. Create a false time constraint.
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This will be explained on the third day of the final trial after cross-examining YBW’s testimony of only woofs and explaining that it reveals the true murderer in a five-year-old case that is somehow heavily intertwined with this trial.
bark
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zug, it’s not something we can just discuss on the forum
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Network, Network, Network. Buy my 5-step course. Drink black rifle coffee
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hope this helped LiLLith thats MarshalAdvice
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almost meowed at a coworker; my cover was almost blown
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what do you do
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I literally just clean dishes in the summer
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…hows the dish cleaning going
dont open up your camera app ever again
good job
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hidden lore
our place is the cleanest in the district
apparently they had a health score of like 80 or something until a manager who likes cleaning came in
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